Take This To Your Grave

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Urban Dictionary Survey. Rules: Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions. Post the first definition it gives you.

1. Your Name: Amanda

A women named Amanda is typically very beautiful with an incredible body and nice eyes. They are known to be very loveable. Amandas are envied by other women.1. Damnnn, Amanda’s lookin’ fine today, as usual.
2. I wish I was Amanda, shes so pretty and nice!

2. Your Age: 17

The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South ParkChef: “The right time to start having sex is 17.”
Sheila: “So you mean 17 as long as you’re in love?”
Chef: “Nope, just 17.”
Gerald: “But what if you’re not ready at 17?”
Chef: “17, you’re ready.”

3. What should you be doing? Sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn’t come in.GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

4. Favorite Color: Grey

A type of extra terrestrial being (alien). Usually the most common amongst alleged abductees. Also the type most commonly connoted with the Rosswell, New Mexico crash site. Some believe Greys are of the same species of alien as Reptilian. This is debatable.The Rosswell, NM crash site yielded several aliens. They were all Greys.

5. Birthplace: Greenville, South Carolina

Greenville is a city located in Greenville County, South Carolina. As of the 2000 census, the city had a total population of 56,002. It is the county seat of Greenville County6. For its size, Greenville has an atypically large number of activities. The Peace Center in downtown Greenville hosts national broadway shows that usually only come to cities several times larger. There are four independent theatres which put on several theatrical presentations a year. Greenville is not a “college town” per se, but the students of both Furman University (in Greenville) and nearby Clemson University enjoy Greenville’s downtown area for weekend entertainment. The streets of downtown are filled with people every weekend visiting the restauraunts, small shops, and bars. Not to be confused with Greenville, NC, which is nothing but a college town filled with hicks.

6. Month of Your Birth: July

A month when mostly the hottest girls are bornThat girls so hot she must be born in July